Before the Oaks and Derby comes Wednesday and Thursday

Wednesday

On the drive down, I get let off with a warning from an Indiana State Trooper for speeding in a construction zone. Admitting fault and having a cute toddler in the back seat obviously helped. I can’t decide at the time if this is a good or bad omen, but ultimately, I think it was a good one.

We got to the hotel, and after a little computer glitch and again being helped by having a cute toddler, we end up with a great, two bedroom, suite on the south end of the building, giving us a beautiful view over the Ohio River and Louisville on the opposite side. For you non-former-Louisvillians, on Wednesday afternoon is the traditional Steamboat race on the Ohio. Once we got settled in, we needed to get the boy out for a gallop, so we headed down to the riverfront to catch the end of the race. The weather was nice, and a stiff breeze was blowing in from the west. An aspiring Jeffersonville mayoral candidate was handing out helium balloons that Auggie got a huge kick out of. We witnessed the Belle of Louisville once again get it’s assed kicked by the other steamboats. We taught Auggie that boats could be identified as “Toot-Toots” which he then said every time we drove over the river over the coming 4 days, very cute. Also around the waterfront were plenty of “quack quacks”, and “big trucks” could be seen zooming over the I-65 bridge.

We finished off our Wednesday evening festivities with a visit to our favorite Greek/Turkish restaurant in all the land, feasting on the best hummus we’ve ever been able to find. We dined in the grape vine covered courtyard all alone. It was great.

Thursday

Up early to try and get to the track to catch up with Bobby N for admission to the backside. Unfortunately, I call his cell on the way to the track, and he’s over at Trackside where the jockey he represents, Greta Kuntzweiler, is getting ready to work a horse. He promises to be over as soon as possible, but that turns out to be too late as Beth has a scheduled meeting with clients. So instead, we headed up to the deserted 300 level of the clubhouse to watch the Dawn at the Downs works. We didn’t see any Oaks or Derby horses, but Auggie had a great time climbing up and down and around all the boxes where a folding metal chair would cost you a grand in two days time. We caught Tom Amoss being interviewed and Elliot Waldon unfurled in the sunshine watching the action on track. As we were leaving we came upon Derby Museum horse in residence, Phantom On Tour, grazing on a spot of grass behind the clubhouse. Just then Marc calls and asks what we’re doing. “Well, I’m standing here looking at Phantom On Tour grazing on the front-side at Churchill Downs.” “Oh yeah, I remember him. How’s he look?” Phantom On Tour ran 5th in the Derby.

Then it’s off to to Beth’s client meeting, where due to some miscommunication, we were actually an hour late, so we waited around for an hour with Auggie playing in a glass walled conference room in the corporate communications office of a Fortune 500 company. There’s more plasma screens in that place than I’ve seen in an Ultimate Electronics store.

After picking up lunch at a delicious little Italian market/deli, it was time for Beth to get her semi-annual haircut from our old friend Todd. I waited in the car for most of the time because Auggie had crashed out in the car seat. So I listened to Lee Tomlinson and Mike Watchmaker do a call in show on handicapping on the local NPR affiliate. Once the boy woke up, I got to go in and say hello to Todd and see Beth’s fabulous new doo. Nice thing was, we made plans to go back and visit Todd and his wife for the fall meet. Giving Beth a chance for another hair cut, and me a chance to see some more racing at Churchill.

Then, we’re off again down to the riverfront park where we met up with a couple of Beth’s old friends. There’s a great playground down there by the river, and Auggie went nuts with me chasing after him for an hour and half. Afterward, it was home for some rest, and freshening before heading to Judge Roy Bean’s. That’s when we saw our only rain of the weekend.

The Judge was it’s usually festive atmosphere with everything handled with a minimum of effort. Mike and Chris’ surprise gift of champagne was delivered and toasts made to those missing and present. The Pappy flowed freely, as did the wine. The Judge did us right with it’s usual good but not necessarily spectacular meal. Our server was great, and informed us that it was her third time being a part of hosting our festivities with her previous appearances in Monarchos and FuPeg years. We wished our friend Perl had been there, as he definitely would have been making the moves on this one”¦

After dinner, we split cars, and the boys navigated the silver tank down Bardstown road for an invasion of Old Town Liquors. With Marc and Chris headed for the bourbon aisle, Bill scouting the wine, Dave and I headed for the impressive selection at the beer cooler. We picked up some obscure stuff, while JT to our left exclaimed, “All Right, Old Style!” And picked up a couple of 6 packs. (Three of these Old Styles were to be found outside our door on Sunday morning as some house cleaning apparently deemed them to be worthy of being carried home by the Clausses. Needless to say, they ended up a tips for the staff.)

This evening, the party was hosted by Dave and Shannon. Marc and JT were on the bed handicapping, oblivious to the sex show on HBO being watched by everybody else. It was pretty humorous.

Well, gonna get some derby history anyway.

Well, in response to a friends request, I (Tim) have written a big ‘ol narative about our Derby trip this year. Thing is, it’s really long, so I’ll release it in installments. Also, there’s a bunch of stuff that’s traditions and what not among our usual Derby traveling companions. I really don’t want to make this any longer than it already is, so I won’t do any more explaining. One thing though, when I mention “The Judge” I’m talking about our annual dinner in the private room above Judge Roy Bean’s Restaurant. That’s one thing that I read that would really make no sense at all.

So stay tuned for part 1 tomorrow.

Dude!

I totally blogged last Tuesday, and dang ole Blogger did not post it! So I’m really not trying to leave you in the dark, I promise!

We’re here, we’re (pretty) OK and we are trying to get back into our routine…

Derby redux

The vacation was a complete success, whatever that means. We had a good time, saw lots of great friends, ate some great food and saw some interesting horse racing.

My favorite joke that I made that no one else laughed at (other than my husband, who is required by law to laugh at my jokes): “Funny Cide? What the hell is that? Like when a clown hangs himself?”

Leno, Letterman, feel free to email me with your offers…

Anyway, I want to write a whole travellogue — I really do — but work stuff and life stuff is totally standing in the way between me and any humorous reflections just now. But you can go and check out the pictures under Derby -> Derby 2003.

Didn’t we looking freaking great?

…And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Diapers

Crazy week ahead of us, so I’ll be brief.

Tim and I had a great time in Columbia over the weekend, and Auggie had super-duper fun at Grandma’s. Who knew the dogs would be the big stinkers for them?

Even though we were in Columbia for less than three hours, we managed to eat and/or drink in no less than six different establishments. Ah, Columbia… Still the same in so many ways.

Our entire reason for going back to CoMo was to attend Springfest, KCOU’s annual day ‘o music. The weather was gorgeous, the bands ranged from pretty good (…And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead) to booty-rockin’ (GBV), although the sound was generally stinky. (Is there a term for using another sense’s adjectives when referring to a different sense? Stupidity? Yes, that’s it.)

We saw some old friends, drank a little beer, drank a little wine and generally enjoyed walking around our old stomping grounds.

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My goal was to not imbibe so much that I would be unable to enjoy my breakfast at Ernie’s the next day (like our visit over two years ago).

Mission accomplished.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh.

Did I mention that my sainted mother is taking Auggie for the weekend?

That’s right, my friends. 48 blissful hours of alone-time! The possibilities are endless!

The sad thing is, I’ll probably end up desperately missing him by Saturday morning.

Sigh. Such is life when you have kids, I guess.

Oy.

Tough, tough day in toddlerland today.

The weather is leaning towards the crappy side, so we didn’t get outside that much, and I didn’t have any errands to run, so we were pretty much home-bound today. I thought this would be fine, since we had schlepped Auggie to my hometown and back in a smidge over 24 hours, but even he was at the door saying, ‘Bye-bye? Bye-bye?’ most of the afternoon.

I should’ve just sucked it up and headed to the mall or something.

So we were both eyeing each other warily by the time Tim got home, and I sweetly asked him to watch August and make dinner whilst I completed a stress-relieving workout. Is my husband the best ever? You bet your sweet bottom he is!

Highlight of the past weekend: My grandmother made a childhood favorite — fried pies. For those of you that have not lived, these are individual-sized pie crusts, folded in half, filled with apples or apricots and then deep-fried. That’s it. No too-sweet icing or anything. I ate one, and suddenly I was ten again. It was heaven.

Mother love

My son asked me for a kiss yesterday.

I could’ve melted. Of course, he immediately then went ot one of the dogs and requested the same (and was reciprocated), but at least he asked me first.

Our trip to Louisville two weeks from today grows ever so complicated. Since we lived there for over three years, we still have lots of friends to see and little time to see them in. Plus, there’s my semiannual haircut to plan, meetings with my clients and lots of college/Derby friends to share juleps with. (I do not fear ending with prepositions! Just try and stop me!)

Dang. Two weeks from today. I need to start making a list or something.

Gloria Gaynor, RIP

We survived.

Just barely.

But we survived.

Now, Tim is home, the villagers rejoice and all is well with the world. That, and we got Auggie this today.

Sweeeet…